Prophecies
Gina Alms goes to S.I.U. where one night she gets highly intoxicated and blows up an all-male dorm. She was then taken to an insane asylum for crying hysterically.
Michelle Asbury will become engaged to marry Tom but is "Absent" from the Wedding.
Troy Bachmann will marry Rose and have little "Wolfies". He will also become a famous car painter.
Glen Badgett will become an overnight success with his book, "How to Date the Younger Woman". He then spends 20 years in Menard for steeling flowers from peoples' yards.
Tracy Badgett will make millions drawing cartoons for "The Far Side".
Mindy Barnhart will become the tallest basketball player in the WCAA's history. She will leap tall barns in a single bound and yell "Short people, eat your hearts out!"
Kelly Beck will sell her hair for Christmas to buy her husband a gold watch chain. Her husband, however, will sell his pocket watch for a gold hair comb for her…..
Shelly Beck will become a country singer, touring across the nation with Crystal Gale, and spending their spare time competing to see whose hair is the longest.
Todd Berry will own and operate a strawberry farm and make enough money to buy a fleet of motorcycles. Unfortunately, they will break down or he will wreck them all.
Tim Bert will buy Bert's Shell station and become the richest, oldest bachelor in the world.
Denise Biesterfeld will take the job of "P.J.'s" private secretary. As a birthday gift he buys Denise her very own miniature 4-wheel drive truck that she can keep on the road.
Jeff Biddle will become a music critic and finally learn the correct name of the "Lone Ranger's theme".
Chris Blechle will throw the fastest speedball at Eastern through his legs. He will open up his own ball club called "Blechle Strikes Back".
Mary Kay Bledsoe will burn out on something graduation night and after ten years finds herself in the suite of president August Busch of Anheuser Busch, Inc. She fires all the "dweebies" and increases the alcoholic content of Bud Light to 180 proof.
Dan & Dave Blow open a motorcycle and bike shop. Dan puts the bikes together (without cutting his fingers), and Dave test drives the merchandise in the parking lot.
Joe Bohnert will follow his nose. He will marry Lynn and go into advertising to produce "Kellogg Fruit Loop" commercials.
Craig Castellano will become a body builder. In his spare time he owns and operates an old clunker shop. After several years he finally figures out the difference between a battery and a motor.
John Clarida will move to Greenland as a transfer student from S.E.M.O. He will fall deeply in love with an Eskimo for her huge plump…..feet!! They will adopt a baby seal named Zagnut. John and the seal can be found juggling as an opening act for Van Halen.
Lisa Clark will marry the mysterious guy on the motorcycle (What's his name, Lisa?). She will buy him stilts so they won't look like Sonny & Cher.
Mike Colvis will become a monk in San Salvador by day and by night he will become the world's greatest Gigolo.
Tim Copple will hit it rich in the army and finally buy himself a new truck.
Les Crain, after stumbling through graduation, will leave for AIT at Fort Gordon. He will find that all the rumors of wild parties are true! One morning, much to his surprise, he will wake up to find a "Lady of the evening" at his side. Sorry, Les, if only you had listened to your mother.
Eric Dagel will lose big bucks in the stock market and end up a bad credit risk.
Mark Decker will be arrested for driving on the wrong side of the road. He is forced to ride his bike. Angie rides on the handlebars.
Kathy Depper will become manager of Kentucky Fried Chicken and be a very good one.
Larry Depper will get caught eating a chicken leg in the freezer of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He is promoted to Supervisor for his sneakiness and bravery.
Jack Diebolt will replace Bob Richards as Channel 5's meteorologist. He still only gets 50% of the forecasts correct.
Don Doza will finish the rigorous scholastic program at BAC and stay on as the power-lifting coach while moving up to master chef at Reid's Harvest House.
Troy Doza will get married to Tiffany Costello and will become a taxi driver for all her friends.
Dianne Evers will buy a lollipop factory after winning the National Quarter Championships. Then, she will marry Russ Rader and have ten children.
Kevin Fedderke will start an insurance agency for women drivers only. Unfortunately, the company goes bankrupt due to all the accidents.
Todd Frazer will become a drug counselor and part-time parole officer. Then, his uncle will finally let him drive the truck again.
Joe Friess will marry Tricia and open their own refrigeration store and call it Friess' Freezers. They will have five 6'7" boys who play basketball---Coach D will finally have a winning team.
Joni Gaertner will study in Australia and discover what a kangaroo really looks like.
Blenda Gehlken will discover she is the mother of triplets-all three are boys.
Scott Grattan will become an Idaho potato farmer and grow highbred spuds for Frito Lays.
Donna Hall drops out of college to work for Glinda Nipper. She hires Mafia members to keep an eye on Scott during school. They can be found "feeling guilty" in the boiler room of the Laundromat.
Gina Handsbury will go to college (ha, ha, ha) and become a business executive. However, she will never show up for work.
Brenda Hartman will turn her green "thing" into a Penskie car" and win the 1988 Indianapolis 500. (Congratulations!). She will then build a G-bomb and blow up the family tradition.
Cheri Hartman will join the army hoping to be stationed at the same fort with Mike. Unfortunately, Cheri was stationed at Ft. Worth, Texas, while Mike was stationed at Athens, Greece. After retuning from the army, Cheri goes on to be part-owner of the Hardee's franchise after she weds Mike.
Randy Hartman will take Jimmy Bakker's place as head of the P.T.L.
Tim Hartman will FINALLY paint his car and invest in a larger steering wheel.
Sheila Hirte will fly off to basic training in August, 1987. She, as predicted goes AWOL after wrecking a jeep with a general inside. (We always to her to watch these corners!). She is found living on the beach in her Pulsar NX and baking under the California sun. She is due to take over the part of "Laura" on the "New Remington Steele" opposite her long-time lover, Pierce Brosnan, but she ends up with a life sentence for murdering Brosnan's real wife.
Terry Hobeck will go out with Jenny for an entire year without breaking up once! They will marry and live with the Schicker's on "Bad Street".
Sharon Hofmeister will have a beautiful baby girl; they will live off donuts for the rest of their lives.
Dennis Hornbostel will open his own fast-food chain, "Din Din's", and get busted for serving alcohol to minors.
John Irose will fly away from Chester to join the Air Force and become a great pilot.
Jackie Jany will enjoy her complimentary pizza sooooo much that she will continue to make and win bets with Mrs. Germann. Jackie will go on to win the "Iron man Triathlon", get her picture on a box of Wheaties, and own the entire Pizza Hut chain.
Jeff Jany will use his fantastic jumping ability and limberness to become a ballet dancer.
Dana Kempfer, at the age of twenty-six, has a nervous breakdown. She then hunts down everyone she went to high school with that made fun of her height.
Vicki Kerkhover will win "Fat Lady" in the local circus. For her class act she will lift her husband, Ronny Yankey, with one hand; and, with the other, she will juggle accounting books.
Tracey Kirkover will become a gourmet chef at Hardees.
Mike Knott will buy out M & W's. take over the boss' position, and rename it "Smiley's".
Lisa Lailer will marry Earl, buy out Mr. Kipp, and burn the place down for the insurance.
Aaron Mallery will buy the Pizza Hut and get a brand new car that will run forever.
Tina Malloy will let her naturally-colored hair grow out and become a solid gold dancer.
Jim McFaddin will become a tycoon. He will buy his own toilet paper factory-his logo is "Wipe before you moon". For entertainment he will repel off the Chester water tower.
Allen Mehrer will be the future Danny Terio dancing with Stacy Springer on Dance Fever
Ray Miller will become a professional baseball player, but all his stats will read "bench sitter".
Brian Miner will meet Richard Simmons and at the 10th -year class reunion will appear as a "Chippendale".
Heidi Mueller will marry Chuck and then divorce him to have a heated affair with Jon Bon Jovi.
Glinda Nipper will throw her husband, Larry, off the Screamin' Eagle at Six Flags. She will be awarded $1 million in insurance benefits. Glinda then goes on to buy the Kentucky Fried Chicken chain and put four stores in Ellis Grove which will serve wine coolers instead of Pepsi.
Robin Otten, after graduation, will lose the brown color in her hair but gain it back when she gets a job.
Kevin Pautler will never be seen again after he blows up the chemistry lab at college.
Jim Penford will spend the rest of his life as a free-spirited bachelor.
Mike Phoenix will finally get his license back and spend the rest of his life trying to decide what to drive-a car or people crazy.
Brian Platt, after a total of twelve destroyed cars and paying an insurance premium of $2,500 a month, will finally decide that it would be much cheaper to walk. While crossing the street-jaywalking-of course-he is struck by a bus. He then resides at Chester Mental Health with complete amnesia under the name of John Doe.
Joby Prost will marry Rob, and they will open a speed shop along the riverfront where they will sell auto supplies and race cars in their spare time.
Donna Ramsey will teach her sister the fine art of cruising past guys' homes. She will then fulfill her life-long dream of becoming the "little old woman who lived in a shoe" with 32 children. Randy can be found chained to the bedpost so she won't have to chase him all over town!
Melissa Reiman will go to Milliken University but dropout to become lead singer and guitarist of the band, "Pink Leather". She can then be seen on Friday Night Videos.
Steve Res will get fired from Hardees fro taking his annual seat on the Kentucky Fried Chicken float as "Chicken man".
Lara Reuter will learn to make it beyond two. She will also become a singer and dancer.
Teresa Ridgeway will spend her life working at Kipp's Family Restaurant because she never successfully learned shorthand.
Tim Rinehart will open a gas station so he can get all of the gas he needs to ride around town for the rest of his life.
Brian Sauerhage will (after 50 years) finally get his car back.
Corey Schicker will finally finish serving his detentions for Mr. Martin. Then he will move away from Chester and live in the slums of "Bad Street".
Mary Scott will become a comedian and actually get the jokes she tells. Unfortunately, her kids aren't as lucky.
Len Severs will become a guard for the Boston Celtics. Unfortunately, his career doesn't last very long. Melissa Reiman soon relieved him of this position.
Leon Scott will drop out of the National Guard, marry Nicole, and become Sylvester Stalone's double in Rambo 10. Leon has one line in the entire movie-"Ugh!".
Brian Snider will become the sports reporter for all newspapers in Southern Illinois.
Stacy Springer will go to Illinois State University where she ahs been noticed for her incredible dancing skills and can now be seen on "Solid Gold".
Miki Sternberg will become a college cheerleader and, after a year, decided to beat the world's record for doing the most successful back flips in a row. You can find her flipping across America in her attempt.
Shannon Stumpe will drop out of S.I.U. at the age of 21 to open a chain of "Hot Tub and Hair Growth" centers but will get arrested for fraud when it is found that he is shaving his own legs and gluing the hair on his customers while they sleep.
Rachel Tripp will go to college and major in chemistry; then, unfortunately, she will be put in prison for deteriorating the ozone layer with "Style" hair spray.
Wade Tudor will marry Denice. Two weeks later they will get divorced. Never fear-they do get remarried….divorced….remarried….divorced, etc.. Wade will be extremely poor because of all his lawyer's fees.
Trevar Vasquez will be arrested and expelled from college. Apparently he single-handedly destroyed four sorority houses and hogtied 83 sorority girls after drinking a case of hot "Mad Dog".
Jackie Vogel will become a cab driver and cart Spike to and from work for a living.
Larry Wakefield will use a computer to get him up in the morning for his job at a radio station where he will "wake" up the rest of the world so they too can report to work.
Angela Warhausen will strike it rich with an oil field. She will then decide to open a Texaco station out near Turkey Bluffs so she won't have any more accidents.
John Weaver will learn to sit up straight while driving, gives up all his bad habits, and becomes a cop.
Stephanie Welge will get a job working beside her dad at Gilster-Mary Lee but gets in trouble for forgetting to go to work and now can be found loading trucks.
Allen Wilson will become the chocolate Pillsbury dough boy.
Bob Wingerter will marry Jody and go to work for her father. He will get fired because he always cuts work and tries to have his wife clear his way.
Phil Wingerter will become a comedian. At his first performance he tells a gut-wrenching joke about Purple Passion. Unfortunately, this was his last joke. Soon after his first performance he was seen walking down the streets in Las Vegas.
Laura Wittenbrink will marry Larry Bird; they will have four sons who are all midgets. They are devastated as they run off to join the circus.
Keith Wittenbrink will become a full-time lifeguard. Unfortunately, while watching sunbathers, he had a sunstroke. This forced him to take a job as a beer tester.
Mary Wunderlich is forced to have her braces put back on. She goes nuts from the torture and is committed.
Mike Woods will disappear from the face of the earth; no one realizes he was missing until he is found frozen solid at the South Pole.
Rob Young will win the weightlifting championship against a 70-lb Ethiopian woman.
Ginger Yu will, after completing six years of college and two years of under study research, be appointed chief of engineering of all operations at AT&T. After ten years of faithful service she will retire and become a pro-golfer. She will then become the first woman to win the Masters Tournament by beating Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus.
The Above prophecies were written by the "Sting" Staff and were published by the staff.
The Staff and their advisor would like to take this opportunity to wish them the best of everything!!!
Michelle Asbury will become engaged to marry Tom but is "Absent" from the Wedding.
Troy Bachmann will marry Rose and have little "Wolfies". He will also become a famous car painter.
Glen Badgett will become an overnight success with his book, "How to Date the Younger Woman". He then spends 20 years in Menard for steeling flowers from peoples' yards.
Tracy Badgett will make millions drawing cartoons for "The Far Side".
Mindy Barnhart will become the tallest basketball player in the WCAA's history. She will leap tall barns in a single bound and yell "Short people, eat your hearts out!"
Kelly Beck will sell her hair for Christmas to buy her husband a gold watch chain. Her husband, however, will sell his pocket watch for a gold hair comb for her…..
Shelly Beck will become a country singer, touring across the nation with Crystal Gale, and spending their spare time competing to see whose hair is the longest.
Todd Berry will own and operate a strawberry farm and make enough money to buy a fleet of motorcycles. Unfortunately, they will break down or he will wreck them all.
Tim Bert will buy Bert's Shell station and become the richest, oldest bachelor in the world.
Denise Biesterfeld will take the job of "P.J.'s" private secretary. As a birthday gift he buys Denise her very own miniature 4-wheel drive truck that she can keep on the road.
Jeff Biddle will become a music critic and finally learn the correct name of the "Lone Ranger's theme".
Chris Blechle will throw the fastest speedball at Eastern through his legs. He will open up his own ball club called "Blechle Strikes Back".
Mary Kay Bledsoe will burn out on something graduation night and after ten years finds herself in the suite of president August Busch of Anheuser Busch, Inc. She fires all the "dweebies" and increases the alcoholic content of Bud Light to 180 proof.
Dan & Dave Blow open a motorcycle and bike shop. Dan puts the bikes together (without cutting his fingers), and Dave test drives the merchandise in the parking lot.
Joe Bohnert will follow his nose. He will marry Lynn and go into advertising to produce "Kellogg Fruit Loop" commercials.
Craig Castellano will become a body builder. In his spare time he owns and operates an old clunker shop. After several years he finally figures out the difference between a battery and a motor.
John Clarida will move to Greenland as a transfer student from S.E.M.O. He will fall deeply in love with an Eskimo for her huge plump…..feet!! They will adopt a baby seal named Zagnut. John and the seal can be found juggling as an opening act for Van Halen.
Lisa Clark will marry the mysterious guy on the motorcycle (What's his name, Lisa?). She will buy him stilts so they won't look like Sonny & Cher.
Mike Colvis will become a monk in San Salvador by day and by night he will become the world's greatest Gigolo.
Tim Copple will hit it rich in the army and finally buy himself a new truck.
Les Crain, after stumbling through graduation, will leave for AIT at Fort Gordon. He will find that all the rumors of wild parties are true! One morning, much to his surprise, he will wake up to find a "Lady of the evening" at his side. Sorry, Les, if only you had listened to your mother.
Eric Dagel will lose big bucks in the stock market and end up a bad credit risk.
Mark Decker will be arrested for driving on the wrong side of the road. He is forced to ride his bike. Angie rides on the handlebars.
Kathy Depper will become manager of Kentucky Fried Chicken and be a very good one.
Larry Depper will get caught eating a chicken leg in the freezer of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He is promoted to Supervisor for his sneakiness and bravery.
Jack Diebolt will replace Bob Richards as Channel 5's meteorologist. He still only gets 50% of the forecasts correct.
Don Doza will finish the rigorous scholastic program at BAC and stay on as the power-lifting coach while moving up to master chef at Reid's Harvest House.
Troy Doza will get married to Tiffany Costello and will become a taxi driver for all her friends.
Dianne Evers will buy a lollipop factory after winning the National Quarter Championships. Then, she will marry Russ Rader and have ten children.
Kevin Fedderke will start an insurance agency for women drivers only. Unfortunately, the company goes bankrupt due to all the accidents.
Todd Frazer will become a drug counselor and part-time parole officer. Then, his uncle will finally let him drive the truck again.
Joe Friess will marry Tricia and open their own refrigeration store and call it Friess' Freezers. They will have five 6'7" boys who play basketball---Coach D will finally have a winning team.
Joni Gaertner will study in Australia and discover what a kangaroo really looks like.
Blenda Gehlken will discover she is the mother of triplets-all three are boys.
Scott Grattan will become an Idaho potato farmer and grow highbred spuds for Frito Lays.
Donna Hall drops out of college to work for Glinda Nipper. She hires Mafia members to keep an eye on Scott during school. They can be found "feeling guilty" in the boiler room of the Laundromat.
Gina Handsbury will go to college (ha, ha, ha) and become a business executive. However, she will never show up for work.
Brenda Hartman will turn her green "thing" into a Penskie car" and win the 1988 Indianapolis 500. (Congratulations!). She will then build a G-bomb and blow up the family tradition.
Cheri Hartman will join the army hoping to be stationed at the same fort with Mike. Unfortunately, Cheri was stationed at Ft. Worth, Texas, while Mike was stationed at Athens, Greece. After retuning from the army, Cheri goes on to be part-owner of the Hardee's franchise after she weds Mike.
Randy Hartman will take Jimmy Bakker's place as head of the P.T.L.
Tim Hartman will FINALLY paint his car and invest in a larger steering wheel.
Sheila Hirte will fly off to basic training in August, 1987. She, as predicted goes AWOL after wrecking a jeep with a general inside. (We always to her to watch these corners!). She is found living on the beach in her Pulsar NX and baking under the California sun. She is due to take over the part of "Laura" on the "New Remington Steele" opposite her long-time lover, Pierce Brosnan, but she ends up with a life sentence for murdering Brosnan's real wife.
Terry Hobeck will go out with Jenny for an entire year without breaking up once! They will marry and live with the Schicker's on "Bad Street".
Sharon Hofmeister will have a beautiful baby girl; they will live off donuts for the rest of their lives.
Dennis Hornbostel will open his own fast-food chain, "Din Din's", and get busted for serving alcohol to minors.
John Irose will fly away from Chester to join the Air Force and become a great pilot.
Jackie Jany will enjoy her complimentary pizza sooooo much that she will continue to make and win bets with Mrs. Germann. Jackie will go on to win the "Iron man Triathlon", get her picture on a box of Wheaties, and own the entire Pizza Hut chain.
Jeff Jany will use his fantastic jumping ability and limberness to become a ballet dancer.
Dana Kempfer, at the age of twenty-six, has a nervous breakdown. She then hunts down everyone she went to high school with that made fun of her height.
Vicki Kerkhover will win "Fat Lady" in the local circus. For her class act she will lift her husband, Ronny Yankey, with one hand; and, with the other, she will juggle accounting books.
Tracey Kirkover will become a gourmet chef at Hardees.
Mike Knott will buy out M & W's. take over the boss' position, and rename it "Smiley's".
Lisa Lailer will marry Earl, buy out Mr. Kipp, and burn the place down for the insurance.
Aaron Mallery will buy the Pizza Hut and get a brand new car that will run forever.
Tina Malloy will let her naturally-colored hair grow out and become a solid gold dancer.
Jim McFaddin will become a tycoon. He will buy his own toilet paper factory-his logo is "Wipe before you moon". For entertainment he will repel off the Chester water tower.
Allen Mehrer will be the future Danny Terio dancing with Stacy Springer on Dance Fever
Ray Miller will become a professional baseball player, but all his stats will read "bench sitter".
Brian Miner will meet Richard Simmons and at the 10th -year class reunion will appear as a "Chippendale".
Heidi Mueller will marry Chuck and then divorce him to have a heated affair with Jon Bon Jovi.
Glinda Nipper will throw her husband, Larry, off the Screamin' Eagle at Six Flags. She will be awarded $1 million in insurance benefits. Glinda then goes on to buy the Kentucky Fried Chicken chain and put four stores in Ellis Grove which will serve wine coolers instead of Pepsi.
Robin Otten, after graduation, will lose the brown color in her hair but gain it back when she gets a job.
Kevin Pautler will never be seen again after he blows up the chemistry lab at college.
Jim Penford will spend the rest of his life as a free-spirited bachelor.
Mike Phoenix will finally get his license back and spend the rest of his life trying to decide what to drive-a car or people crazy.
Brian Platt, after a total of twelve destroyed cars and paying an insurance premium of $2,500 a month, will finally decide that it would be much cheaper to walk. While crossing the street-jaywalking-of course-he is struck by a bus. He then resides at Chester Mental Health with complete amnesia under the name of John Doe.
Joby Prost will marry Rob, and they will open a speed shop along the riverfront where they will sell auto supplies and race cars in their spare time.
Donna Ramsey will teach her sister the fine art of cruising past guys' homes. She will then fulfill her life-long dream of becoming the "little old woman who lived in a shoe" with 32 children. Randy can be found chained to the bedpost so she won't have to chase him all over town!
Melissa Reiman will go to Milliken University but dropout to become lead singer and guitarist of the band, "Pink Leather". She can then be seen on Friday Night Videos.
Steve Res will get fired from Hardees fro taking his annual seat on the Kentucky Fried Chicken float as "Chicken man".
Lara Reuter will learn to make it beyond two. She will also become a singer and dancer.
Teresa Ridgeway will spend her life working at Kipp's Family Restaurant because she never successfully learned shorthand.
Tim Rinehart will open a gas station so he can get all of the gas he needs to ride around town for the rest of his life.
Brian Sauerhage will (after 50 years) finally get his car back.
Corey Schicker will finally finish serving his detentions for Mr. Martin. Then he will move away from Chester and live in the slums of "Bad Street".
Mary Scott will become a comedian and actually get the jokes she tells. Unfortunately, her kids aren't as lucky.
Len Severs will become a guard for the Boston Celtics. Unfortunately, his career doesn't last very long. Melissa Reiman soon relieved him of this position.
Leon Scott will drop out of the National Guard, marry Nicole, and become Sylvester Stalone's double in Rambo 10. Leon has one line in the entire movie-"Ugh!".
Brian Snider will become the sports reporter for all newspapers in Southern Illinois.
Stacy Springer will go to Illinois State University where she ahs been noticed for her incredible dancing skills and can now be seen on "Solid Gold".
Miki Sternberg will become a college cheerleader and, after a year, decided to beat the world's record for doing the most successful back flips in a row. You can find her flipping across America in her attempt.
Shannon Stumpe will drop out of S.I.U. at the age of 21 to open a chain of "Hot Tub and Hair Growth" centers but will get arrested for fraud when it is found that he is shaving his own legs and gluing the hair on his customers while they sleep.
Rachel Tripp will go to college and major in chemistry; then, unfortunately, she will be put in prison for deteriorating the ozone layer with "Style" hair spray.
Wade Tudor will marry Denice. Two weeks later they will get divorced. Never fear-they do get remarried….divorced….remarried….divorced, etc.. Wade will be extremely poor because of all his lawyer's fees.
Trevar Vasquez will be arrested and expelled from college. Apparently he single-handedly destroyed four sorority houses and hogtied 83 sorority girls after drinking a case of hot "Mad Dog".
Jackie Vogel will become a cab driver and cart Spike to and from work for a living.
Larry Wakefield will use a computer to get him up in the morning for his job at a radio station where he will "wake" up the rest of the world so they too can report to work.
Angela Warhausen will strike it rich with an oil field. She will then decide to open a Texaco station out near Turkey Bluffs so she won't have any more accidents.
John Weaver will learn to sit up straight while driving, gives up all his bad habits, and becomes a cop.
Stephanie Welge will get a job working beside her dad at Gilster-Mary Lee but gets in trouble for forgetting to go to work and now can be found loading trucks.
Allen Wilson will become the chocolate Pillsbury dough boy.
Bob Wingerter will marry Jody and go to work for her father. He will get fired because he always cuts work and tries to have his wife clear his way.
Phil Wingerter will become a comedian. At his first performance he tells a gut-wrenching joke about Purple Passion. Unfortunately, this was his last joke. Soon after his first performance he was seen walking down the streets in Las Vegas.
Laura Wittenbrink will marry Larry Bird; they will have four sons who are all midgets. They are devastated as they run off to join the circus.
Keith Wittenbrink will become a full-time lifeguard. Unfortunately, while watching sunbathers, he had a sunstroke. This forced him to take a job as a beer tester.
Mary Wunderlich is forced to have her braces put back on. She goes nuts from the torture and is committed.
Mike Woods will disappear from the face of the earth; no one realizes he was missing until he is found frozen solid at the South Pole.
Rob Young will win the weightlifting championship against a 70-lb Ethiopian woman.
Ginger Yu will, after completing six years of college and two years of under study research, be appointed chief of engineering of all operations at AT&T. After ten years of faithful service she will retire and become a pro-golfer. She will then become the first woman to win the Masters Tournament by beating Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus.
The Above prophecies were written by the "Sting" Staff and were published by the staff.
The Staff and their advisor would like to take this opportunity to wish them the best of everything!!!