Last (maiden) name: A-G, H-L, M-R, S-Z

I, Gina Alms, do hereby will and bequeath the following: to Allison Wolff I leave my locker and my car; to Heather (4) Nitzsche I leave my hair (God only knows why she'd want it!); to Tracy Carter I leave my long legs: to both Carter (5) and Nitzsche I leave a . . . .BAGEL!!! (Who said that?!?!---You big Stud!!!!-Welcome to the Dugout_ _ _ _ _!); to Tracey Cushman I leave my height; to Lisa Brown I leave my enormous bust size (Can you handle that much more? (I hate it when that happens!-I know what you mean!); to Robert Colvis I leave a year's supply of carpet cleaner (in case you have to escort someone home from a party again! Sorry!); to the seniors on the 1988 varsity cheerleading squad (Lisa, Denice, and Jackie) I leave you many great times with your new sponsor (Leah baby!) Have fun-I'll miss you lots!; to the softball team I leave right field, my awesome batting average (ha!), and a jug of Gatorade (but don't spill it on your white jersey!_)-Good luck next year and have fun-keep Ms. Stamm on her toes!; to Jody Scheffer I leave a trip down the "Nature Trail"-sound like fun?; to Cole Carnahan I leave my memory-where is that picture anyway?; to Scott Stumpe I leave rides home from parties and the ability not to laugh the whole way home; to Crystal Tindall I leave the ability to not get sick in Church; to Beth Tindall I leave my awesome Mazda truck and some lessons on how to drive it since it's a 5-speed; to Jenny Sturm I leave my jewelry (since you asked so nicely for it); to Jimmy Chandler I leave the ability to make it to biology 11 on time by running the whole way there; to Sally Hirte I leave our biology substitute (You know, the gorgeous one!); to Jeff Laramore I leave a seat belt and a warning ticket for not wearing it; and lastly, but not least, I leave Phillip the ability to find Bill Cosby on the video tape in music appreciation, a strawberry, a whining puppy dog, and an evening in my hot tub (uh! Yeah, you'll be thinkin' that!! Um, doubt it!), and a kiss!

I, Michele Asbury, being of sound mind and able body, do hereby leave to Angie McCormick my ability to come to school, to Rachel Smith; my brain; to Deanna Bachmann, my ability to pick up guys; and, lastly but not least, to Rachel Smith (once again), the rest of everything I own.

Me---Glen Badgett-being of unsound mind leave my brains to my little sister in hopes that she'll get more use out of them than I did and my locker to some new freshman who can remember when h/she graduates that four years were spent in that locker for storage of all knowledge and wisdom. I leave this entire school to all of the new freshmen coming in (hopefully they'll be smarter than I and obey all the rules and regulations). I leave Denise Stoker a repairable heart-one that she can break every day.

I, Tracy Badgett, being of artistic mind and strange body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Beth Tindall I leave my clean, organized locker; to Heidi Wittenborn I leave shin splints, knee problems, pulled muscles, trackitis….., to Barb Diebolt I leave my stiff legs; to Cassey Roth I leave my ability to giggle (very loudly) at everything; to Missy Blechle and Crystal Tindall I leave the Badge-mobile and my curfew (And, also to Crystal I leave my little brother.); and to Denice Shields, I leave "Fletcher", and extra key to my Porsche, a brand new track-stretching partner, an orange baton, someone to buy you next year, my long fingernails, and all the fast times in track.

I, Mindy Barnhart, being more than ready to leave C.H.S., leave the following things: to Tracey Ward I leave my ability to show up for band at least once a week and on time; t the Freshmen and Sophomore guys of fifth-hour lunch I leave all the chairs in the cafeteria (maybe you guys can set a record next year and get twenty at a table!); to Heather Nitzsche and Tracy Carter I leave free voice lessons so they can finally learn how to talk like normal people; and, to Lisa Brown I leave the ability to put up with next year's freshmen as well as I did this year.

I, Denise Biesterfeld, being of damaged mind and body do hereby bequeath my last will and testament to Mrs. Frazer-the best of luck with another year of those wonderful freshmen. To Tammy Junger I leave half of my freckles so she can complain about having some! Sam Welge---all the thanks for helping me through that darn computer class! Thanks. And to Tracy Carter I leave my well-earned skills for playing third base since I've heard they're needed. For now, I have spoken my last words-now I shall leave!

I, Kelly Beck, do hereby will and bequeath the words to this song…) Think about them!)…"Most people don't find out 'til they're half dead that they need another life. You say you've heard everything that's ever been said about the way, the truth, the life. You say you've heard lots of preachin' all before so many times, but did you ever open up the door and give Jesus a chance to prove himself? Well, he's real. I know." Give Jesus a chance. He is the best friend, problem-solver, and everything you'll ever know. He'll give you what you've been searching for…real joy and peace. Just give your heart to Jesus Christ! P.S. Don't let the world squeeze into its mold!

I, Shelly Beck, do hereby will and bequeath this prayer to all that remain in Chester High, that you may truly know the love that God has for you. Also, I leave my Bible to be a light to your path. Trust in the Lord with All your heart. He will make your path straight. (Prov. 3:5-6). OH! To the "older" people in the school that aren't so fortunate "on top", I leave you my hair. God Bless You.

I, Tim Bert, being of sound mind and solid body, do hereby leave my ability to get the tackle on kick off team to Shawn Heuer. I leave my ability to hide from Mr. Marks at B.T. to Randall Valleroy. And, I leave my car (the "Turd") to Robert Colvis if he thinks he can handle the beast.

I, Chris Blechle, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave Jay Zappa my spot on the notorious tag team duo known as the "Georgia Wrecking Crew"; to Corey Luckhaupt I leave my LITE BEER hat; to Jimmy Chandler I leave my baseball spikes; to Scott Stumpe I leave an untold number of silver bullets and some concealing makeup; to Jeff Herrell I leave my ability to stay out of trouble and a trip to Sparta; to the rest of the "Boofs" I leave one more chance to redeem themselves in the 'CHALLENGE'.

I, Mary Kay Bledsoe, do hereby leave these possessions and qualities to the following: to Geri Bert, that party animal of a person, I leave my old skateboard. You'll love it! It has wheels and doesn't need gas. To Rachel Smith I leave the ability to make up my mind. To Lisa Brown, my fave teammate, I leave a tube of Dentu-grip. (You and those teeth drive me insane). To Mesha Reiman I leave my athletic abilities whether you want them or not. To Renee Faverty I leave my quiet, mellow nature. Whatever you don't use of it, give to Nitzsche and Carter-they are crazy. To Tammy Straight I leave a bottle of conditioner. It will leave your hair much softer. And finally, to Miss Stamm, I leave the P.E. uniform that I have worn for the past four years. It holds some great memories! I know you'll cherish it.

I, Craig Castellano, being of worn-out body and bewildered mind, do hereby will and bequeath the following; to Russ Rader I leave the ability to ride around with the windows up when it's 20 F; to Chris Kattenbraker I leave the ability to drive in tight squeezes and not hit anything (especially Prairie Farms milk trucks)-I also leave him the ability to respect the dead people in a cemetery (especially Lester); and, to my little bro, troy, I leave my tape collection-since he's always borrowing my tapes.

I, John Clarida, being of sharing mind and giving body, do hereby bequeath my geometry skills and my ability to run to Richard Pautler; to young "Ovid" (Jay Zappa) I leave three inches of my neck and some of my wrestling moves so he won't get beat up every day after school. Next, to Thomas Welge I give my power lifting abilities and my ability to slow down before railroad crossings! To Todd Evers I bequeath the tradition of the silver surfer and my awesome deep, dark tan. Lastly, but not least, to Heather I give my fuzzy lip (which she won't let me keep) and the right to do what she wishes with my body! And finally, I leave!!

I, Lisa Clark, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will and bequeath the following: to Kevin Clendenin my grades and my Beck bus seat; to my sister Dodee I leave the ability to act mature; to Patty Smith I leave my attendance to Mary Reed I leave my position as library aide "because Patty is always absent anyway"; and to Melody Illig I leave my long legs. So having said, I do hereby leave.

I, Mike Colvis, being of wasted mind and strong body, do hereby leave and bequeath the following; to Jay Zappa I leave a little of my height and a little of my strength so that he doesn't have to get beat up all the time; to Tom Welge I leave my tolerance an patience so that he can survive another year with the ding-bats; to Darren Evers I leave my pickup truck because he's always talking about how great it is; to all you slackers and scramblers I leave you with these words to be used when Coach "D" tells you to take notes, "doubt it" and to you future building trades boys, keep fighting the system-who knows, maybe some day they'll realize that we know what we're doing.

I, Mark Decker, being of drunken mind and hung-over body do hereby leave to the following; Angie Weaver, my ability to stay out of trouble, my wasted body, and my lost class ring, and me to do with what you please; Rusty Rader my ability to drive!; to Patty Smith, my ability to stay all day at school and my very short friend Glen to do with what you please!; to Sarah Kirkland, my puny brother, Wayne, to do with what you please!; and to the rest of the school I JUST LEAVE, saying one thing, 'PARTY LONG AND HARD'.

I, Kathy Depper, being of tired mind and unfit body to hereby will and bequeath to Kathy Badgett my place on the rifle squad, to Cindy Lailer the ability to keep her smart remarks to herself, to Patty Smith I give the ability to stay in school, to John Pierce I leave my seat at the lunch table, to Kevin Clendenin, I leave the lonely days on the Beck bus without me and Lisa, to Lael Clark I leave the ability to bring his grades up higher than an "F", to Mrs. Frazer I leave the ability to put up with the incoming freshmen's cooking in Home Ec.; and now being done with this nonsense, I do hereby leave.

I, Jack Diebolt, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my computer knowledge to Tom Welge and Scott Wiegand. I leave my knowledge of the weather and forecasting to Brandon Burton whom I now appoint chief meteorologist of Chester High School. I also leave assistant weather-forecasting abilities and duties to Mr. Jack Herschbach. Next, I leave my logic to Coach Hittmeier and Shawn Heuer. I leave my duties as manager of the football team, 1987, to Jeff Laramore or Jim Steffey. Finally, I wish the classes of 1988, 1989, 1990, and 1991, luck.

I, Dianne Evers, a resident of Randolph County, Chester, Illinois, being of lawful age and of blown-out mind and confused memory (not to mention no body) do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament. I hereby bequeath Kelli 500 dead poodles and a pair of cutting shears to practice with, a new pair of high tops, shirt, and my serenity for having to take those goobers home with her. To Becky I leave the ability to puke in blue cars and to leave the bathroom light on when other people are in it. To Cassy I leave a smaller heard, or if she prefers, a bigger football helmet. To Jeri I leave my ability to stay on boats. I would leave her $5 but she's still got her money. To Debbie Ramsey I leave the ability to bounce more quarters than she drinks. To Geri Bert, the Belching Queen, I leave the nickname "the mad belcher". To Charnelle I leave my nickname Dinkuss-use it wisely. To my youngest sister Michele I leave my ability to party and get along great with guys. To Jamie Sternberg, I leave my ability to type and remember what year I am. To Rusty I leave a double barrel shot gun, a key to my front door, my class ring (even thought I cannot remember what it looks like), and, of course, me! Eat your heart out Kim K! To Lori I leave a year's supply of strawberry shakes from Hardees, to Ronda I leave the ability to watch strawberry shakes run down Hardees drive thru. To Patty I leave the ability to read my own shorthand. To Brandon I leave my ability to remember where I leave my spikes and my ability to spell. To Ronny I leave my ability to massage tight muscles. To Jamie, Kirk, and Scott I leave a new pair of glasses to match the cute tights they never wear. To Chris K. I leave a years supply of "Bught Ught". To Beth, Heather and Jenny, I leave my stopwatch and the boys track team! Have fun! You know I did! (P.S. I give you Randy but not Morgan). To Jackie I leave my loud mouth. To Mrs. H I leave her serenity in shorthand, typing 11 and accounting. To Coach H I leave a quiet classroom! To Jamey Garner I also leave an old pair of spikes so I can have his new ones. To Kim D I leave a fawn-colored Shar Pei (puppy), my ability to curl the back of my hair, and the sense of gravity (your plant). To Tonya I leave my pet dragon-Boner. To Todd I leave a bigger mat for pole vaulting. To Dawn I leave an extra pole-let's not break another one. To Trish I leave my perm-the one I've been trying to get rid of since October 1st-just think! No more perms!! To Mesha I leave the ability to miss a bus. To Sheila I also leave my ability to party! Share it with Michele! To Mark I leave my great moods! Quit frowning. To Bart I leave three months rent! (Are you happy? Two months in advance!) To all of my other frenz I-leave! To all my teachers I haven't mentioned I leave quiet classrooms and hallways. Enjoy school! You know I did! Remember-the sky is the limit!!

I, Joni Gaertner, being more than ready to leave C.H.S. do hereby bequeath the following: to Mike Abernathy I leave my ability to be pessimistic about my biology 11 test scores and still do go; to Ron Dunker I leave Shannon Rathert to throw into the shower instead of me; to Ann Westerman I leave the will-power to be away from my boyfriend in order to not miss my event; to Maria Galeski I leave my "one more empty spot" on the dance and drill squad; to Beth Tindall I leave my ability to false start and the energy to "attack" hurdles; to next year's Juniors I leave the ability to form the ever-popular-"group"!; and last I leave respect to the Freshmen who lack it.

I, Blenda (Lambert) Gehlken, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath to Miss Hornbostel I leave peace and quiet and no one to bother her for at least a year (unless I come back again); to my little brother Mark Lambert, I leave my talents in sports and my ability to usually get what I want. (I also leave him the ability to be the best that he can be; and, since he is my brother, I'm sure he will be.); and, finally, after four full years of school and skipping a year of school, I'm out of here!

I, Scott Grattan, being of used mind and abused body, do hereby will and bequeath to the following people: Mark Tessereau, an extra tank of gas and a list of things to check when the car won't start (Both of these should help if you eve find yourself stuck out in Turkey Bluffs again, Mark!); to Coach "Pete" Hittmeier, my ability to keep calm during stressful situations (This should prevent you from getting kicked out of any more tournament games, Coach. To the class of '88, I leave my maturity (They need as much as they can get.); to the class of '90, I leave my congratulations for surviving the year; last, but not least, to the class of '91 I leave my sympathy-You poor people have got four years of putting up with this school! Finally, in honor of our Graduates, I give to the following people: Ginger Yu, I give you the last word; to Tim Rinehart, my hopes that someday you'll have less trouble breathing; and to Laura Wittenbrink, the few inches in height that you need to be taller than I.

I, Donna Hall, being of sound mind and body, do will and bequeath the following to Ronda Venable I leave my "Thank God I'm a Senior" pin; to Blair Hill I leave my appendix, my Laundromat job, and a jumbo bottle of lotion; to Kathy Frazier I leave a dozen frozen spoons and 50 assorted colored scarves; to Wendy Hartenberger I leave a twenty-foot high fence and four Dobermans for her yard; to Kevin Laudin I leave wire cutters and four T-bone steaks; to Keith Turner I leave a 10-year supply of gum so now everybody can ask him for gum!; to Jerry Copple I leave my ability to stay awake in Mr. D's class or at least look like I'm awake (I know it's hard): to Amy Copple I leave a new wardrobe of all tee shirts; to Patty Martin I leave my ability to make and or decorate a cake; to Patty Smith I leave my ability to stay at school for a whole day at a time; to Courtney Carter I leave my ability to keep my mind out of the gutter; and last but not least, to Scott Schroeder I leave all my LOVE and me-of course. I do here by (FINALLY) LEAVE!!!!!!!!

I, Cheri Hartman, being of totally-ripped mind and long, skinny, odd-shaped body, do hereby bequeath the following items to my beloved friends: to my pal Ronda I leave my flag (Mine doesn't require a roll of masking tape to hold it up.); my ability to twirl a flag without tripping over it I leave to Darla Holley; to Jodi Suhre------oh, never mind!; Jenny, I leave you my keen extra sense (the one I use to forecast what Mr. Gilmore's going to say); to Scott Schroeder I leave a warning----behave when Donna's gone!; Mr. Hittmeier, I leave you a box of Jell-O Instant Pudding and a box of M & M's; to Brandy Herrell I bequeath the ability to walk in a normal fashion; to lil' Geri I give my "Rules of the Road" booklet (Take it easy, Ger!); and I leave all my books, homework, and English IV term paper to any Junior willing to pay a hefty price; and now in my last an favorite words---"I'm outta here!!!!"

I, Tim Hartman, being of burnt out mind and wasted body, do hereby leave the following; to Tracy Carter I leave my ability to walk over sidewalks and throw paper into a trash can, to Heath Mott I leave my Beck bus seat since we had an extra couple days of vacation last year, and he is also a fellow "Bud"dy, to Scott Stumpe I leave the ability to watch fireworks without laughing and to have pool parties as good as his brother's were; to Ryan Burton I leave the responsibility to keep Jeremy cool and to keep an eye on Courtney; to Jeremy Casten I leave my best pair of shades; to Eleanor Rathert I leave a super ball; and to Barb Diebolt I leave a box of toothpicks. And now, I'm done; and I'm gone!

I, Sheila Hirte, being of worn-out mind and thin body, do hereby will and bequeath: to Lori Surman I leave a pen and correct-o-type to finish her work (she never seems to have these items.); to Julie Proffer I leave the ability to twirl a rifle without shattering the caps; to Lee Ann Hollaway I leave the ability to twirl a rifle without an outburst of laughter; to Michele Evers I would like to leave my rifle but she broke it. Thanks. To Mike Zang I leave my locker for him to decorate with posters of his Volvos; to Sally Hirte I leave the ability to write her own notes when she "misses" school and my seat in English IV (It's her fault I'm in that class anyway.); to Larry O. Smith I leave a vehicle (not my car!) so he'll quit walking the streets; to Tracy Waltemate knowing that all she wants is to be out of high school, I leave the hope that her Senior year will fly by; to Ms. Hornbostel I leave the hope that she continues to have great patience with her students and a lighter work load; with little learned and little accomplished, I do hereby leave.

I, Terry Hobeck, being of frazzled mind and what-more-can-I -say body, leave the following: To Jay Allison I leave that twinkle he always desires seventh and eighth hours; to Denice Shields and whoever the guy is, I leave good luck (Hey, at least Wade's gone.); to Coach Hittmeier I leave my lips (They may be loud, but they don't quiver.); and, last but not least, I leave all my absences to Mr. Miller and one question-"Where were you?"

I, Dennis Hornbostel, of burnt-out mind and wasted body, do hereby leave the following; to Brian "Bubba" Ehlers I leave the ability to ride a three-wheeler without crashing and to Jeff Ebers I leave my ability to find an awesome car like mine. And, now, I am hereby gone!!!

I, Vicki Kerkhover, being of sound mind and overworked body (thanks to dance and drill) leave a big "hello" to Beach and to the sophomore dance and drill members (especially Tracy Pinks). I leave some seriousness so they won't drive Susan crazy next year; and, last but not least, I leave Ronny my baby plant Jessica (since he loved having her around). I'm taking everything else with me.

I Tracey Kirkover, being of small mind and large body, do hereby will the following things to the following people ; Kathy Vieregge, my ability to play the trumpet; Jennifer Bollinger, a box of Cheerios (ha! Ha!); Jean Heuy, my chair in band; Eleanor Rathert, my band locker; Renee Faverty, my ability to put up with a perm until it decides to work; and Kathy Collins, my swing choir position.

I, Jeff Jany, being of neglected mind and great body, leave the following things: I leave Jeff Valleroy my great carpenter ability in woods II; to Mr. Redeker I leave my hands because they have the ability to build anything in a short period of time; I leave Dennis McMath my great welding ability and my watch so that he will know when to yell, "OK, let's clean up."; to Jay Allison I leave my ability to fight so that Stevy Wilson won't pick on him; t Eleanor Rathert I leave my most prized possession-my great coordination ability to that she can go to state in track next year and also a year's supply of "Big Red" chewing gum; and to Mike Jany I leave my last name, so that the name will stay at C.H.S. for another four or maybe five years. Later!

I, Lisa Lailer, being of no mind and string-bean body, leave my ability to keep my mouth shut to my youngest sister Lorena. I leave my watch to Paula so she won't have to buy another Wal-mart cheapy. And, to my sister Cindy I leave my ability to lick a beer tab without getting drunk. I leave everything else to Earl.

I, Tina Malloy, being of sound mind (most of the time) and tired body, hereby leave to Tracy McIntyre my truck (Have fun, but don't spot the seats!). To Angie Weaver I leave a list of guys in Chester who are fun to date. To Allison Wolff and Jenny Wagner I leave my biology equipment (hardly used). And, finally, to all the juniors I leave my ability to graduate (Just think of the senior party.). Bye!

I, Allen Mehrer, being of a totally-blown mind and battered body do hereby bequeath the following possessions to the listed people: to John Brittingham I leave my coveted pair of Pee-Wee Herman elevator shoes because that is the only, only way he will ever break five feet; to Jack McCormick I leave my pair of whacky paint stupid sunglasses; to Mark Tessereau I leave my ability to stay calm and vertical on the couch at band camp next year; and lastly, I leave a piece of my blown-up and burnt-up '71 Cyclone to each member of the student body.

I, Ray Miller, leave my study skills, homework, and locker to my brother Gerald; to Coach Hittmeier I leave my dirty gym socks. And, for the rest of the facility I leave you a good luck charm for the rest of your working years. You'll need it! Ha ha!!

I, Brian Miner, being of sound mind and awesome body, hereby leave the following: to Scott Stallman I leave my Beck bus seat and all my auto-body ability because he needs it; to Kevin Clendenin, all the brown paint that I had left over from painting my car; to Jay Allison, I leave all my eating habits; to Brian "Bubba" Ehlers, the pressure of putting up with his mom like I did on the Beck bus and the ability to make all incoming Freshmen do pushups. To Mr. Herschbach I leave my tennis ball. To Coach Denton, the ability to add to the hall of shame. And, to Mr. Anderson, the ability to keep the tutorial blues going. AND, now I'm gone.

I, Heidi Mueller, being of wasted mind and short body, do hereby leave Steph the ability to kick Certain Sparta people out of Chester and for Jenny to help back up Steph. I know you want a piece of them too. I leave to Amy free lessons to learn how to drive Chuck's brown car. "Don't forget to stop first." And, lastly, I leave Charnell my application to Barbizon modeling school, I leave Jay my ability to skip school, and I leave Mike my ability to get out of school before the year 2000. I do hereby leave.

I, Robin Otten, being of satisfied mind and very able body, do hereby will and bequeath the following things to the following people: To Stacey S. I leave my "motherly instincts", my coordination in the dark, and---along with that---a little extra common sense; to Phillip I leave my excess weight because "He's so little."; I leave Cassy my controlled laugh and mature behavior for reasons well known; to Jenny Brown I leave my three-year perfect attendance award---she needs all the help she can get; I leave my "dark complexion" to Kelli Rosendohl (ha); and, to Jeff L. I leave our kid---but only in emergency situations.

I, Kevin Pautler, being of a destitute mind and body, do actually have a few things to leave. To Dan Wakefield I leave my excellent ability to come in 4th in a 3-placement track meet. To Jim Steffy I leave the ability to get a grade lower than an A. To my little brother, Matt, I leave enough brownie points so that in four years he won't have to do anything but show up to class to pass. Finally, to Mr. Anderson I leave 40 minutes of square game being "a gray boy watching his world".

I, James Penford, of highly-sophisticated mind and awesome body do hereby leave to my fellow prisoners: I leave my locker to anyone who is willing to clean it; I leave my books to anyone that wants them; I leave my knowledge in electronics to David Darush; and, I leave my parking space to Kevin Clendenin.

I, Michael T. Phoenix, being of burned-out body but a superb mind, leave the following things to the low-life's below: to Ron Dunker I leave the capability to harass all the babes that walk the halls of C.H.S: to Crystal "Beaver" Tindall I leave nothing! To Commander Dave Denton I leave my prize possession , my military tactics on how to defeat the enemy which we all know is Mr. Herschbach; to Shawn Heuer I leave my ability to be kicked out of T.T. every other day; to Mike Korando I leave my ability to remain calm in tough situations, to Coach Hittmeier I leave my ability of being able not to hold a grudge against someone; and, for the rest of you little rug rats, I leave you the ability to terrorize the school and its faculty members.

I, Brian Platt, being of throbbing mind and body, do hereby leave one "Oklahoma Midget Mud Wrestling Pit" to Tom Welge and Jay Zappa; to Mike Bierman I leave one eggplant in the shape of a robust woman; to Chris Moeller, Brandon Burton and Corey Luckhaupt I leave my ability to go from Carbondale to Chester without stopping at a stoplight; and to young Hagen Das Wittenborn I leave my position as the "MEAT WRANGLER" at Thriftway.

I, Joby Prost, do hereby will and bequeath the following; to Chris Moeller, as much fun as I had through high school and then some; to the remaining '87-"Old" dance-n-drill members the best of luck within the coming year (I hope to be there with you.); and, of course, on the bottom of my list I gladly leave Kim Doza the ability to smile occasionally, have a better attitude towards life and lastly (most importantly), the ability to grow up and keep her eyes on her own boyfriend.

I, Lara Kim Reuter, being of absolutely no mind and even less body, declare this to be my last will and testament. I bequeath the following: to my "baby" brother Alan Reuter I leave my ability to show off and to keep my mouth closed (even if it is for only five minutes); to Kathy Collins I give $10 to help in buying next year's prom dress; to Renee Faverty goes a bottle of super glue to shut her mouth (Now people can get their studying done in study hall.); to Paula Schatte I leave a bottle of hairspray; to Ron Dunker I leave my ability to massage backs so that it's not only him that gets the back rubs; to Mr. Gilmore I leave my two shorthand books (Have fun figuring them out!); to Mrs. Kruse I leave the ability to have confidence in the swing choir; to Charnelle McLean I leave a Bill Cosby ticket stub, a super-duper hot fudge sundae with extra whipped cream, and a jar of maraschino cherries; to Kevin Clendenin I leave the patience to put up with "certain" teachers (Good luck. It's only one more year.); to John Pierce I leave the ability to get to school and class on time; and finally, to the rest of my friends and teachers I leave in peace (for once!).

I, Brian Sauerhage, being of blown mind and shattered body, do leave to Shawn Heuer the massive power of a big-block Chevy and a wider pair of back tires; Kelli Rosendohl, a new body because hers is so skinny; to Barb Diebolt, my toothpick factory so she is never without one; to Missy Blechle, my collection of car craft magazines; and to Shannon Rathert, a free meal at Red Lobster.

I, Corey Schicker, being of perverted mind and brutal body, leave the following things to the sick people let at this loving school: to Nick Severs I leave the ability to pick his nose in class like his older brother; to Jay Allison I leave the ability to eat just $1.10 worth of food for lunch…..May I rest in peace.

I, Mary Scott, do hereby bequeath the following: to Rusty Rader I leave a toilet plunger so you can show others how to put it to good use; to Lisa Brown I leave the ability to stab someone while cutting a chicken; to Becky Thieleman I leave the ability to get out of a car before throwing up; to Kelli Rosendolh I leave all my fat (I would leave you my well-proportioned body if I had one.); to Tammy Junger I leave my little sis (I also leave you all my night-time parking spots---use them well.); to Lori Schrader I leave you my ability to drive a stick shift without embarrassing yourself at stop signs; to Kim Doza I leave Heath and my ability not to get the joke; to Julie Proffer and LeeAnn Hollaway I leave the ability to put up with Tim's poutiness for the rest of your high school years; and to Nicky Severs I leave the hope that you'll find another senior girl who'll hang on you just like the one we all know!! Good luck in basketball season next year.

I, Brian "Gritty" Snider, being of wasted body and basketball burned-out mind do hereby bequeath the following: to Brandy Herrell I leave a year's supply of hair spray; to Lori Surman I leave my Texas Instrument calculator, because she is always borrowing mine in accounting; to Barb and Beth Diebolt I leave some of my height; to Heather Nitzsche I leave my ability to get along with teachers; to Coach "D" I leave my ability to mow my own yard and wash my own car; to Kirk Brewer I leave my ability to stay calm during basketball practice; to Mr. Miller I leave my ability to drive a car and not end up in a soybean field (Good luck next year, big guy.); to Keith Patton I leave all my cheese stickers (Watch your locker, big guy.); to Ron Dunker I leave the name "Cheese" and to Jim Chandler I leave a year's supply of cheese. I, "Gritty", do hereby leave.

I, Stacy Springer, being of exhausted mind and dilapidated body, do hereby leave the following to my "little" sister Tracy all my clothes---I refuse to take them to college, sole possession of the Golden Goose, a rented room at Lori's house, the ability to pump gas without going over by 1 cent, and a year's supply of ding dongs (Hostess); to Lori Surman I leave my ability to drive on rock roads, the ability to maintain possession of her hubcaps at parties, and, last but not least, I leave her my sister Tracy; to the 1987 dance-n-drill squad I leave all the luck that was so graciously bestowed on us during the 1986-87 school year and hope that the upcoming year is even better; to Tracy Pinks I leave my position as social chairman of the student council with the hopes that her speeches may be a little more creative than mine were; to Denice Shields I leave my job of watching the concession stand between fifth and sixth-hour lunches; and, last but not least, I leave my trashed locker to some poor freshman.

I, Miki Sternberg, do hereby will and bequeath my patience with the cheerleading squad to Jackie Scott. I leave Amy Edwards the ability to get through the next three years (Good luck!). To my sister, who I unfortunately have to leave here, I leave my locker since she cannot find anything in hers and my words, "I cannot wait to get out of this place!" Jami, I wish I could take you with me, but since I cannot, just remember that you are the best!

I, Shannon Stumpe, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave to Mike Bierman a new set of brakes, to Dave Johnson and Cole Carnahan a waterbed for the van. To Jay "Ovid" Zappa a "foreign object" for the wrestling matches (and some advice like not to climb on small tables and jump off of them), to Jeff Herrell a dozen eggs to put to good use in Sparta, and to my brother Scott "Boff" Stumpe a funny-shaped balloon and a box of macaroni and cheese.

I, Rachel Tripp, being of wasted mind and worn-out body, do hereby will and bequeath the following; to Cole Carnahan, my (________) traffic signs; to Michelle Pietsek I leave some self respect; to Tracy Springer I leave my ability to give hickies on the knee; to Coach D., my partyin' Banana Man (Make sure he wears his seatbelt!); to Eleanor Rathert, the ability to keep a boyfriend long enough for it to be considered a real relationship; to Lori Surman that she may be able to suck on a guy's neck without leaving her mark!!; to Ron Dunker I leave my ability to move (Loosen up, buddy!); and finally, to David Johnson, "I'm laugh hard!" I, Rachel Tripp, do hereby gladly leave.

I, Trevar Vasquez, being of wasted mind and devastated body, do hereby leave some of my weekend abilities to Ovid (the rest I will be taking with me.); my ability to not get caught I am leaving to Jeff Herrell; and, my driving skills I will leave to Barb Diebolt. The rest of my assets will be going with me.

I, Jackie Vogel, being of unstable mind and dilapidated body, hereby leave all my hideous art works to one of the poor unfortunate freshmen!

I, Larry Wakefield (Flash), of a mysterious and magical-natured mind do hereby leave the following: to Lee Rinehart I leave my Volkswagon seat belts (may they be of some help the next time you flip a car.); to Jody Scheffer I leave my locker to be used the next two years since you have made good use of it this year already; to Glen Jones I leave my lunch table; to Mr. Diebolt I leave the ability to block punches during Karate class; to Mr. Gilmore I leave an average dissection of a grayfish; to my brother Dan I leave two years with Mr. Haddic at Beck and the hope that he gets his Mustang so that he can give me a ride to college; to the Freshmen class I leave the Seniors of next year to rule over them and put them in their place; to Mr. Miller I leave the incoming Freshmen class to drive him crazy; and to Mrs. Clendenin I leave all crashed computer disks as I have a lot of them. With this out of the way I do hereby depart from this school.

I, Angela Warhausen, being of burnt-out mind and worn-out body, do hereby bequeath the following: to my beloved twin Jill Gentsch I leave the ability to back down my driveway and my divine patience in teaching flag routines to the new girls; to Kris Knoke I leave my best pair of walking shoes and the ability to remain calm in an hysterical situation; to Rhonda Kipp I leave my ability to do most of an entire yearbook section by myself; to Mark Tessereau I leave my seat in math IV (I leave him this because he said he would get mad at me if I left him an extra tank of gas.); to Ron Dunker I leave my plant since he seems to be so attached to it; and, finally, I leave to my brother my good name and academic standing---he's going to need both of them.

I, Stephanie Welge, being of over-worked mind but in-shape body, do will and bequeath the following: to Lisa Brown my ability to catch a softball with two hands and not get yelled at and also my awesome batting average (Use it wisely); to all Spanish II students I leave you my excellent Spanish-speaking vocabulary; to Jamey Garner I leave my hair in band; to David Johnson I leave the ability to borrow and return things on time; to Mike Korando I lave my good driving habits---especially in Carbondale; and, to my sister Joanie I leave four very memorably high school years.

I, Phil Wingerter, being of insane mind and awesome body, hereby leave Mike "Aberflabby" my thin but very toned body; to Bob Roberts I leave a little craziness and a year like mine in baseball; to Scott Lochhead I leave my voice in football to tell everyone to "Sit down!!!"; and, last but not least, to Jay Zappa I leave my neck ("Grow a neck, Ovid.").

I, Keith Wittenbrink, being of decomposed mind and dilapidated body, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to back up my car without hitting someone to Dave Johnson; to Missy Blechle I leave my square in Mr. Anderson's study hall; to Barb Diebolt I leave my knowledge of algebra; to the Sophomore girls I leave this thought---try being in a good mood every now and then---it's more fun; to the Boofs I leave my ability to finish a card game and still be able to walk; to Scott Stumpe I leave this thought---Picture a long-neck glass filled with a golden liquid, white and bubbly at the top, and with water beads trickling down the sides; and, to all the rest of you, who I regret ever getting to know, I LEAVE……

I, Laura Wittenbrink, being fully ready to leave C.H.S., do hereby bequeath the following: to Mesha Reiman I leave my spiking ability since she requested it; to Rhonda Kipp I leave the ability to do a cartwheel; to Lee Ann Bridges I leave some of my height so she can also be a hitter; to Lisa Brown I leave some more of my height so she can take over as center next year and recapture the Regional Title (I also leave her my nickname "Lavr" since she has so many anyway); to Charnelle McLean I leave the ability to stay healthy for a full athletic season; to Cole Carnahan and Dave Johnson I leave my car so that they have a way to school next year; to Heather Nitzsche and Tracy Carter I leave the ability not to laugh at everything; to the Freshmen and Sophomore girls I leave the maturity they so greatly need; I leave my intelligence to no one because no one deserves it, and I'll need it next year; and, finally, as graduation gifts, I Angie Warhausen all the money I borrowed, and Mindy Barnhart I leave an extra set of keys and a hubcap.

I, Mary Wunderlich, with a sound mind and tired body, leave the following: to Renee Faverty I leave my Bon Jovi tape (I know who you like to play it over and over again.); to Rayna McGee I leave my school spirit and charm (ha ha!0; to Dawn Taylor I leave the ability to talk yourself out of trouble; to August rushing I leave the ability to play pool and to not jump out of cars; to Priscilla Keener I leave my old locker and all the boring school books; and to John Pierce I leave the ability to fight back when picked on.

I, Rob Young, being of sound mind and strong muscular body, hereby leave Jerry Copple my nickname "Slob". I leave my slot and drawer in art to Lael Clark. To Richard Pautler I leave my ability to break chairs. And, to Jay Zappa I leave my haircut. I also leave my 16" pythons to Timmy Moore.

To Celebrate my long-awaited departure from C.H.S., I, Donna Ginger Yu, do hereby bequeath the following to the most deserving people: I leave all the patience, aggressiveness, and luck of the world to the person who is brave enough to take the job as student council president; I leave my ability to fall down and get all kids of bruises in basketball to Lisa Brown who I hope doesn't knock out any more teeth; I leave $2 to Jeff Ebers so that he can pay next year's band dues in August, not April; I leave Ron Dunker someone else's' name to yell everywhere in the school; I leave my locker to all the sophomore girls who live to stand in front of it, lean on it, and even make opening it in between classes the greatest challenge ever; I leave several rows of bleachers to the fifth-hour lunch freshmen girls who would take them anyway from anyone who dated to try to sit on the; and, finally, I leave my procrastination to anyone who is dumb enough to take it and use it constantly throughout the year like I did.


The above Last Wills and Testaments were written and submitted by the seniors themselves; their publication is compliments of the "Sting".

The following is a list of Seniors who did not submit a will: Troy Bachmann, Todd Berry, Jeff Biddle, Daniel Blow, David Blow, Joey Bohnert, Tim Copple, Les Crain, Eric Dagel, Larry Depper, Don Doza, Troy Doza, Kevin Fedderke, Todd Frazer, Joe Friess, Gina Handsbury, Brenda Hartman, Randall Hartman, Sharon Hofmeister, John Irose, Jackie Jany, Dana Kempfer, Mike Knott, Aaron Mallery, James McFaddin, Glinda Nipper, Donna Ramsey, Melissa Reiman, Steve Res, Teresa Ridgway, Tim Rinehart, Leon Scott, Len Severs, Douglas Tudor, John Weaver, Allen Wilson, Bob Wingerter, and Michael Woods.